I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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