Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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