i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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