alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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