Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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