He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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