I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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