I'm sorry my penis didn't work
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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