i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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