Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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