Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Someone signed my nipple.
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