your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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