Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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