it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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