Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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