love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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