Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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