Tell her she can't have a vagina
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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