I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Randomize
