Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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