i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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