My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
PANTIES FOUND
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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