You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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