I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think I sprained my soul last night
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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