I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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