hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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