There is no way he is gay with that hair.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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