haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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