he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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