is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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