The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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