kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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