Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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