i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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