did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We just shotgunned beers for America
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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