I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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