I hope mine doesn't look like that
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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