so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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