So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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