Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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