Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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