Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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