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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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