Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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