would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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