We're facebook friends in real life
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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