Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
