i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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