Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
