I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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